Because there’s no such thing as a free lunch; only free rice.

I realized that a little public service wouldn’t hurt my bummer status that much so I’m actually (after a few months of unproductive internet-silence) posting something
that would would never ever waste our time here on earth (finally!).

So why don’t we all do the world a favor by logging on to www.freerice.com. Once, there, you’ll get what I really mean (so you won’t have to hear my overblown explanations about that thing im talking about; whatever).